Not much of what I write here will reflect reality, although reality may be expressed here at times. You are free to believe it, claim falsehood, or to turn off your computer and search for reality yourself!
Kroaky is not quite feeling himself when the Census Non-Compliance Officer comes knocking! (Just a bit of fun to get you in the mood for these upcoming visits)
(edit) And here is what happened when he REALLY turned up ;)